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Dating Profiles: Let’s Get Real!

Why unrealistically puffing up your image on your dating profile ultimately works to your disadvantage. The era of dating apps has given singles a superpower they never had before—they can look like hot shit at all times. Social media lets the young, dumb and full of cum exist in a world without bad days, one...

The Humping Games

Dating can feel like a battlefield—and you can bet that the ladies have their strategies and tactics for striking down the cheaters, deadbeats and scrubs out there. We explore five defensive dating maneuvers women use and how they work. Dating is supposed to be a fun little adventure—complete with dirty martinis, sushi nights, and Netflix...

Fucking Wealthy?

Financial imbalance in a relationship can destroy intimacy—but an honest discussion about money with your partner can ultimately enrich your bond. When two people come together, they begin the slow, often subtle process of revealing who they are and where they came from as the relationship inches toward something that might actually last. It starts...