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July 2025

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Meeting Between the Lines

Figuring out whether a woman is into him can be one of the most daunting tasks a guy will ever face. Join us as the ladies explain how to determine if they’re interested. Trying to determine with any level of accuracy whether a woman is into you is inarguably one of the most daunting tasks...

Objectification of My Desire

There’s a big difference between complimenting your partner and making them feel like a piece of meat, and knowing that distinction is crucial to maintaining a healthy relationship. When a man finds himself lucky enough to be with a stunning woman—one he might even consider out of his league—he may become unwittingly fixated on her...

I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching moment—quite literally—when a disturbing sensation rises like a demonic howl from the depths of hell. Oh, sure, you can try to suppress...