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Imaginary Lovers

Yes, there’s a good chance that your partner has thought about a celebrity—or even a coworker—while the two of you had sex. Here’s why you shouldn’t let it mess with your head. Basking in the silent afterglow of a real leg-quivering orgasm, it’s not uncommon for a member of the porking party to lean over...

The Couple That Strokes Together…

Getting in touch with the many relationship benefits of mutual masturbation. There are loads of couples in committed relationships right now silently sitting in their respective recliners, watching television, secretly wishing that a giant asteroid would come crashing through the roof and end it all. The romance is long gone, and they’re no longer regularly...

Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed windshield. While some of us genetically inferior slobs are out there trying like hell to get laid...