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Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the air quite like an election year. It’s a wild time when greasy politicians revel in all their nasty,...

Let’s Talk About Porn

Why discussing your smut-viewing habits with your significant other can actually be good for your relationship. Conservative forces have spent decades trying to rid a wank-obsessed nation of pornography. What these Bible-thumping radicals may not realize is that, by eliminating the theatrical ribaldry from horndog society, many romantic relationships—theirs included—could end up going limp and...

Give Her a Toss?

Some women seem to be in constant pursuit of a sensitive man who will cater to their every want and need, in and out of the bedroom. And other chicks? Well, they just crave a guy who will manhandle them in the sack.  This latter, kinky slice of womankind enjoys being tossed around like a...