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Let’s Talk About Porn

Why discussing your smut-viewing habits with your significant other can actually be good for your relationship. Conservative forces have spent decades trying to rid a wank-obsessed nation of pornography. What these Bible-thumping radicals may not realize is that, by eliminating the theatrical ribaldry from horndog society, many romantic relationships—theirs included—could end up going limp and...

Give Her a Toss?

Some women seem to be in constant pursuit of a sensitive man who will cater to their every want and need, in and out of the bedroom. And other chicks? Well, they just crave a guy who will manhandle them in the sack.  This latter, kinky slice of womankind enjoys being tossed around like a...

Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is hooking up with random strangers for some sloppy, no-attachment sex. Pounding unfamiliar poon with no expectation of...