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Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to that point. Any man who’s been hitched to a significant other for a while may reside in a...

Hook Up, Bail Out

Join us as we tackle the touchy subject of when to head for the door after a one-night stand. There’s an old country song which wisely asserts that you have to “know when to walk away, and know when to run.” This slice of philosophy from the depths of Americana, it could be debated, should...

Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all the latest, greatest fragrances because they think a pleasing aroma is what gets the love holes of the ladies fluttering...