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We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of...

Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference

Ever get the feeling that your bedroom romps aren’t exactly playing out like your favorite skin-flick scenes? Don’t be silly; of course they’re not. But don’t worry—as blue-screen veteran Missy Martinez explains, everyone’s personal sexual experiences differ drastically from the professional pound sessions of porn.  Okay, I hate to break it to you: Porn sex isn’t...