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Life After Porn

What is retirement like for a porn star? Missy Martinez explores what happens when the pop-shots end. At the end of most careers, there is typically an acknowledgment. A gold watch, a plaque or, at the very least, a quick party with cake in the employee break room.  In the world of porn, not so...