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Body Hair for Sale!

Used makeup wipes! Belly button photos! Bum gummies! Sex workers reveal the most unusual items they’ve sold to fans. Fetish objects are a mysterious and deeply individual attraction. One person’s dirty underwear is another’s foot-skin shavings, and to say one is more “normal” than the other is pure myopia. We like what we like, and...

XXX Halloween at Home: Larkin Love

Quarantine and social distancing are not so much terrifying as mind-numbing and, as we enter a long and presumably joyless winter ahead, it’s time to reach out to some friends to find out how to have fun during the holiday season.  With the pandemic pissing on our Halloween parade, it doesn’t look like there’ll be...

Listen Up, Jerkoff! The Joy of JOI

Of the many XXX-related activities that one’s mouth could be used for, talking would seem to be pretty low on the list. But not anymore. Video clips featuring  JOI, or Jerk Off Instruction, are becoming more and more prevalent in porn. The sensation of being directly told what to do with yourself seems to be...