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HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie

Feeling a little antsy from being cooped up? Take a cue from this September ’80 Honey, who made the most out of lazy days at home. Hanging out at home with nothing to do—it’s an all-too-familiar situation for many of us these days, in the age of self-isolation.  Extended lockdown probably has a lot of...
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HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously.  Sure, a growing number of schools are closing their doors for the time being thanks to a pandemic with no end in sight—but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little history lesson right here, does...
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Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other

No penis? No problem! When these babes crave a probing encounter, they skip the dudes and harness their desires in other ways. Dayton & Tawni: “Golden Pink,” June ’19 HUSTLER Eva Angelina & Adriana Sephora: “Perfect Sluts,” August ’16 HUSTLER Celeste & Alexis: “Skin to Skin,” March ’12 HUSTLER Becky & Jaden: “Knotted & Nice,”...