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July 2025

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HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass

Meet Muffy, the perfect, boner-inducing embodiment of the era of preppies and yuppies. Ah, the ’80s—the era of preppies and yuppies, when flashy fashion, conspicuous consumption and flaunting one’s status defined our culture, following the funky, malaise-tainted, bell bottoms-clad 1970s.  And right there in the middle of what came to be known as the Greed...

HUSTLER Classic: Serious Four-Play

Well, this photo-shoot definitely hails from before this modern age of social distancing.  The June ‘03 HUSTLER was particularly packed with pussy, thanks to the pictorial “Angela, Kaylani, Alexis & Anna: Four Score,” which pitted one lucky prick against a quartet of quims.  The photo-shoot, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, didn’t even name the greatly...

HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble

Come on in, the water’s fine. And so are the two ladies frolicking in it. With the coronavirus pandemic continuing to wreak havoc worldwide, we would like to remind you that medical experts recommend washing your hands thoroughly—in fact, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend that you scrub your hands for at least...