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HUSTLER Classic: Going for the Gold (With Pink)

If 2020 had gone anywhere near according to plan, chances are most of us would be enthralled by the Summer Olympics in Tokyo right now. Instead, this year’s Games are yet another victim of the global COVID-19 pandemic, making for yet one more thing we won’t be enjoying this year.  But just because we won’t...

HUSTLER Classic: Animal Attraction

She is woman, hear her roar.  Long before PETA started putting naked chicks in cages to protest the mistreatment of animals, HUSTLER offered its own beastly take on the babes-behind-bars theme with its September ’83 cover, delivering an image that surely made readers howl with desire.  The September ’83 issue of America’s Magazine had no...

HUSTLER Classic: Full of Beans

Usually, the phrase “a hill of beans” is used to describe something of negligible value. But if you ask us, there’s plenty to desire about this particular hill of beans.  HUSTLER covers typically feature sweet babes on them, but the October ’81 cover was particularly mouthwatering, thanks to the piles of jelly beans that surrounded...