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Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!

Feeling a little bit worn out during the midweek slump? You know what would refresh you? A nice massage! Better yet, how about a few massages, where every inch of the clients’ bodies get worked over?  Prepare to get rubbed not just the right way, but the best way possible! Your Hump Day might have...

Nuru Madness: One Perv’s Slippery Quest for a Smooth Happy Ending

To any man who appreciates a massage for which the denouement is a happy ending—meaning, I assume, all of us—“nuru” might be “next level” massage, as it entails, not just a random woman generously pulling your pud during a therapy session, but said woman lubing up her entire body with a mysterious Oriental oil and...