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The Matt Gaetz Probe and a Brief Look at Washington Sex Scandals

With the Florida congressman reportedly under investigation, we look at some of the salacious scandals that have rocked Washington, D.C. in the past. MAGA edgelord and purported mega-douche Matt Gaetz, the Republican representative from Florida’s 1st Congressional District, seems to know a thing or two about getting ahead in politics: suck up to the bigger...

Goodbye, Trump: A Porny Farewell

As the 45th President of the United States prepares to exit, we look back at The Donald’s alleged brushes with the adult industry. At the time of this writing, the notoriously litigious Donald Trump is mere days away from the end of his tumultuous presidency. It’s been an undeniably bumpy ride, and even though Trump...

Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan differences aside and celebrate what truly makes this nation special—life, liberty and the pursuit of pussy. Join us now, then, for “Tail to the Chief: A Presidents’ Day Fuckfest.” This...