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Sit on My Face!

Getting to the bottom of the glorious but often-maligned practice of face-sitting. Women love getting their snatches licked out by a true muff-diving warrior, one who goes at it like he’s on a mission to advance his way to North Korea via the treacherous Tumen River, risking drowning, being gunned down or eaten by a...

Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2

Pussy—it’s what’s for supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And dessert. And, sure, a midnight snack too! As far as we’re concerned, you can never get your fill of sweet, juicy poon. So open wide and gorge yourself on this smorgasbord of snatch-lapping action. And when you’re done here, make sure to go for seconds...

How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...