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A Christmas Gangbang

Did Santa come and go once again this year without bringing you that hot group-sex experience you asked for? Don’t worry; we have you covered. ’Twas a gangbang on Christmas, but ladies come first, ’cause Zoey and Kayla are ready to burst! Hey Zoey, you hungry? Well how ’bout a snack? Forget milk and cookies—try...
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The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still searching for that sexy something to get that special someone in this season of giving? We’re here to help you fulfill your ho-ho-horny holiday needs.  The holiday season is all about treating ourselves and the ones we love to luxurious gifts and decadent delights. It’s also a great opportunity to make the most of...
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HUSTLER Classic: A Revolutionary Spread

America’s Magazine re-creates an especially important Christmas in American history. With the holiday season upon us, many of us are gearing up for a travel schedule that’s bound to be less than pleasant. Getting to the airport hours early. Enduring a soul-crushing security line that, best-case scenario, ends with a groping from a TSA goon...