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February 2026

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Santa, Baby!

Some of our favorite performers tell us what they want for XXX-mas. XXX performers are definitely on the “naughty list” (but in the best way possible)! These amazing actresses are no strangers to getting their stockings stuffed, and surely Santa has noticed (and been impressed)! What gifts are these sugar plums looking to find under...

Jesus Christ, That’s Funny!

With the pre-Christmas rush toward hyper-consumerism coming earlier and earlier every year, it’s easy to lose sight of what the holiday is really all about—the birth of Jesus and the joy that he’s brought to the world. In honor of his big day, we present a selection of HUSTLER cartoons featuring the birthday boy. “You...

Santa Is Coming!

Ho, ho, ho—it’s Christmas Eve, which means that Santa Claus is definitely getting busy! As Kris Kringle drags that big, bulging sack of his around the world once again, let’s pay tribute to the jolly old elf with this collection of cartoons that will make you laugh until your gut is shaking like a bowl...