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July 2025

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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 5

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist. Judging from the collection of breathtaking HUSTLER Honeys below, we’d have to say that’s true. Yes, pink will always be our favorite color, and with all of the loin-stirring physical attributes these babes are flaunting, their eyes might not be first thing you’d...

HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes

Hey, it’s May 22, National Solitaire Day—and, as it turns out, May is National Masturbation Month! Is there any better time to celebrate the fine art of playing with yourself? With that in mind, join us on a deep, probing exploration of beautiful Honeys letting their fingers do the walking as they get in touch...

Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness.  While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, HUSTLERMagazine.com...