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2020: The Search for a Silver Lining

With 2020 almost over, some of our favorite adult performers share what actually went right this year. What a mushy, brown banana of a year this has been. If 2020 was an ice cream flavor, it would be rum, raisin and bird shit. Was it the worst year in human existence? Not by a long...

A XXX Thanksgiving

Your favorite adult stars express their gratitude in this difficult year.  By any measure, 2020 has been a year for the record books—the ones that catalog bad luck, trouble and dread. But, like daisies that sprout from a pile of manure, there are bright little twinkles of hope and light in the darkness of this miserable...

New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020

There’s always a sense of introspection when the end of another year comes around, but the end of a decade—and the beginning of a new one—is even more notable. It’s a time to reflect upon achievements, highlights and hopes. It’s also the perfect opportunity to clean house, cast out a few old habits and draft...