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True Love Stories

Why is it that road trips inevitably make chicks hornier than a Catholic priest at a Sesame Street taping? HUSTLER Video’s True Love Stories sets out to find the answer. First up, Ashli Orion and Will Powers take a break from driving to refuel. Apparently, Ashli was running dangerously low on man fluid. Cindy Starfall...

Mia Lelani

For months, Samantha (Mia Lelani) had been hunting for someone to help her build a time machine. The idea had come to Samantha in a dream; she’d done rough sketches but needed a scientist to construct a prototype. When Dan (Otto Bauer) responded to her ad, Samantha was suspicious. He claimed to have graduated from...

Show No Mercy

WICKED PICTURES.DIRECTOR: BARRETT BLADE.STARRING: ALEKTRA BLUE, ALEXIS MONROE, ANIKKA ALBRITE, MISCHA BROOKS, MISS EVA LOVIA, MOLLY BENNETT, BARRY SCOTT, ERIC MASTERSON, MARCUS LONDON, MICHAEL VEGA & WILL POWERS.You may not be aware of this, but evil Lord Zuru is trying to take over the galaxy, and it’s up to the five Cirian muses to thwart...