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Training Day-A XXX Parody

PLEASURE DYNASTY. DIRECTOR: GENERAL STONE. STARRING: NYOMI BANXXX, CHANEL PRESTON, PHOENIX MARIE, YURIZAN BELTRAN, TARA LYNN FOXX, TOMMY GUNN, TOM BYRON, BILL BAILEY, SCOTT LYONS, CHRIS JOHNSON, CHAD ALVA & ALEX GONZ.Question: Did Ethan Hawke win the Oscar for Training Day? No, Denzel Washington did! Same deal here. Chanel Preston as the rookie kicks things...

Selena Rose: Home Wrecker

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND. DIRECTOR: ROBBY D. STARRING: SELENA ROSE, ASA AKIRA, VICKI CHASE, ERIK EVERHARD & NACHO VIDAL.Latina doll Selena Rose kicks off this sex-and-jealousy romp by moving in with a couple of fuck-happy dudes who happen to have girlfriends. The premise rests on this unshakable argument that would hold up against the toughest intellectual scrutiny:...

The 3-Way

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: DAVID STANLEY. STARRING: SKIN DIAMOND, ASPHYXIA NOIR, JADA FIRE, MASON MOORE, BROOKLYN LEE, XANDER CORVUS, TOMMY PISTOL & ANTHONY ROSANOThis movie pairs two of the most cock-stiffening young sexpots in the business: inked-up, underfed hipster darlings Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir. They’re fuckpals who run a tattoo parlor. Sounds like the emo...