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Katie Summers

“You live here?” Janet (Katie Summers) asked Gary as she got undressed. “It looks like the maintenance room for an aquatic center.” “My interior decorator is the best,” Gary (Otto Bauer) mumbled. “He did Ryan Lochte’s RV, and it’s just like this.” “Why did we have to crawl in through a heating vent?” Janet inquired....

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3D

DILLION HARPER Star Trek fans are all virgins, of course. What would you do to make their fantasy come true? I’d dress up and act out his favorite part in the series. Then I would just be myself and…you know! Would you have sex with an alien? Yeah, something new! Why not? All aliens are...

Is WoodRocket the Future of Online Porn?

The front page of WoodRocket.com offers visitors an interesting mix of content. There’s James Deen, professing his love of food, assembling the world’s most expensive burrito. Then a bevy of buxom beauties attempt to fit various household objects—a cell phone, the handle of a plunger, a baseball bat—down their throats, answering the age-old question “Will...