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Rihanna Rimes

I got tired of this lame-ass mall about two minutes after I started working here. Can you believe people actually ask me if I’m the Rihanna ? Anyways, the money’s shit and the hours suck. So how about you help me get fired? Close the gate…or not. I’ll suck your dick. You drill my sweet...

Fuck Like a Porn Star…and Don’t Forget to Pee

Porn stars have a lot of sex—obviously. With all that banging under their belts, it stands to reason they’d have some good pointers to pass on to the rest of us. We asked six of our favorite fuckdolls to let us probe their wealth of carnal knowledge. You might want to take notes. What’s the...

Stoya and Kayden

Evelyn (Kayden Kross) was home alone jarring prunes when the phone rang. It was Marcia (Stoya), her old roommate from Liberty University. Marcia sounded panicked and anxious. “Something terrible has happened,” she told her friend. “I need to see you most urgently.” Evelyn hopped on the next ferry heading to Marcia’s island home. “My tortoise,...