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Big Wet Breasts

JULES JORDAN VIDEO.DIRECTOR: WILLIAM H.STARRING: SUMMER BRIELLE, ALEXIS FORD, VALENTINA NAPPI, NIKITA VON JAMES & ALISON TYLER.Gee, wonder what this movie’s about. You got to love something that delivers exactly what it promises. You assholes in Washington hear that? The first thing you got to do in an honest picture like this—once you get the...

Quack Squack

MAHINA ZALTANAYou’re playing Miss Kay Robertson for this movie. Have you seen the actual show? No. You didn’t do any research? I did some research! Um, I know that she cooks. Do you like to cook? Yes, I like to cook! Have you ever had any sexy encounters in the kitchen? Yes! Like what? Like...