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Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in American entertainment, based as it is on his work as a “hype man,” loading “dope” tunes to YouTube and cheery chats on Conan—okay, plus...

John Carpenter & Sandy King Carpenter: Always Start With the Story

John Carpenter is one of the best-known storytellers of our time. As a horror filmmaker, he has written, directed and in many cases scored numerous classics. Think Halloween, The Fog, The Thing, Christine and Prince of Darkness. His filmography includes notable entries in other genres as well: Cult faves and critically acclaimed films like Dark...

Fat Mike’s Guide to Kinky Sex

“Fat Mike” Burkett is one of punk rock’s truest icons. He has not just survived, but consistently evolved and thrived with his band NOFX since their formation in 1983. With his label, Fat Wreck Chords, he’s mentored and supported both up-and-coming and established groups for 30 years. Fiercely independent, Fat Mike has lived his entire...