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Sex Workers Helping Sex Workers Behind Bars The difference between people inside and outside of prison is often good versus bad luck, rather than good versus bad people. Sex workers are particularly attuned to this reality. Unlike the general public, we don’t have the luxury of living in denial and believing that people in prison...

Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in American entertainment, based as it is on his work as a “hype man,” loading “dope” tunes to YouTube and cheery chats on Conan—okay, plus...

John Carpenter & Sandy King Carpenter: Always Start With the Story

John Carpenter is one of the best-known storytellers of our time. As a horror filmmaker, he has written, directed and in many cases scored numerous classics. Think Halloween, The Fog, The Thing, Christine and Prince of Darkness. His filmography includes notable entries in other genres as well: Cult faves and critically acclaimed films like Dark...