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Maid to Love You?

Join us as we explore the complicated connection between housework and sexual arousal. A beautiful woman in a French maid’s costume—a skimpy black dress, white apron and silk stockings—is a sensual sight for many. But according to a new study, domestic work can be a stone-cold clam-chiller in real life.  A study published in Archives...

Cloister Fucks

Vows of chastity aside, nuns are human beings and have the same desires as the rest of us. We explore the complicated connection between sex and the sisterhood. Holy shit! According to reports, Pope Francis has urged nuns and priests all over the globe to delete the porn off their cell phones to, as he...

Granny-Banging Grandeur

Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re all sweet, feeble, god-fearing creatures who really appreciate when some strapping young lad comes along to help them across the street: Why,...