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HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl

Never mind little green men; when it comes to space aliens, we’ll take a hot gold babe any day! The October ’82 HUSTLER had no shortage of notable photo-spreads. There was Shirley, the issue’s 50-year-old Centerfold (who, readers were told, was a “prime example of how Father Time can gracefully lead a woman to middle-age...

HUSTLER Classic: Showered With, Umm, Affection?

Well, this is one way to make a splash, for sure.  The June ’86 HUSTLER was particularly dripping with sexuality thanks to the pictorial “Golden Shower,” a kinky offering from photographer Clive McLean that sprinkled the pages of America’s Magazine with sly allusions to the practice of pee play.  The photo-spread stopped short of depicting...

HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky

Talk about an animal attraction.  Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the pictorial “Shana: Snake Charmer.” Slithering across ten pages of the issue, the Clive McLean-lensed pictorial juxtaposed one of the most prized creatures on Earth—a hot young woman—with one...