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Maid for You
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Maid for You

It’s hard to find good help these days—but these domestic workers’ dedication to satisfying their employees is enough to make anyone swell with admiration. Cleaning the place up never felt so fucking...
Can’t Get Enough of That Hairy Muff
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Can’t Get Enough of That Hairy Muff

Will ’70s-style bush ever make a comeback? We go deep into the weeds in search of answers. The word from the gutters is that ’70s-style bush could be making a comeback....
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bree Daniels
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bree Daniels

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Bree Daniels, a former...
Bad Religion
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Bad Religion

“From the beginning, men used God to justify the unjustifiable.” – Salman Rushdie  Mr. Rushdie speaks from experience. In 1988 his novel The Satanic Verses, an Indian soap opera with a mystical...
HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes
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HUSTLER’s Fine, Fingered Femmes

Hey, it’s May 22, National Solitaire Day—and, as it turns out, May is National Masturbation Month! Is there any better time to celebrate the fine art of playing with yourself?...
Brad Williams: Big Laughs
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Brad Williams: Big Laughs

Brad Williams is a funny little fucker. For 16 years the indisputably hilarious comic has been taking the stage, culminating with kick-ass specials on Showtime—Fun Size in 2015, Daddy Issues in...
Theory: Deadman No More
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Theory: Deadman No More

Theory singer Tyler Connolly on his first time with HUSTLER and his band’s latest album, Say Nothing. Canada rocks! No—seriously, it does. Case in point: Theory of a Deadman. In 1999, the...
Porn vs. Instagram: XXX’s Battle With Big Social Media
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Porn vs. Instagram: XXX’s Battle With Big Social Media

Alana Evans and the APAG lead the charge in seeking fair treatment for porn stars on Instagram. We’ve all heard the horror stories of social media...
Game On!
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Game On!

Meet the future of adult entertainment, where techsavvy models and proud geeks are taking sex and gaming to the next level. Ready Player One? You are in for some wild RPG action, with a truly sexy twist. The...
Ariana Marie: HUSTLER’s May Queen
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Ariana Marie: HUSTLER’s May Queen

It takes a special woman to appear in HUSTLER as many times as Ariana Marie has, and Ariana Marie is certainly special. Her numerous appearances in the pages of America’s...
Locker-Room Lust, Part II
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Locker-Room Lust, Part II

Alright, team, listen up! We’ve got a tough game today—we’re going up against some of the best. But if you give it everything you’ve got, you’re sure to score. Now get out there, go deep...
John Russo: Horror’s Renaissance Man
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John Russo: Horror’s Renaissance Man

Screenwriter. Director. Author. Dirty-joke teller. The man who helped bring Night of the Living Dead to life has pretty much done it all, and he’s not finished scaring up...
HUSTLER Classic: Taking the Plunge
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HUSTLER Classic: Taking the Plunge

As it’s often been said, whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. For instance, if a beautiful young woman should decide that she wants to shed her clothes and show...
Art Is Sexy (Part II)
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Art Is Sexy (Part II)

Celebrating the impressive artistic achievements of XXX performers Carmen Valentina, Erin Carroll and Courtney Trouble. It’s time once again to showcase amazing adult-industry performers and their...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Karlie Montana
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Karlie Montana

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the many charms of Karlie Montana who, despite her nom de XXX, actually hails from Phoenix, Arizona—an area known for...
Learning the Ropes
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Learning the Ropes

A Guide to the Knotty World of Rope Bondage  There’s something erotic about seeing thread designs pushed against bare flesh. After all, there’s a reason that fishnet stockings are a staple in any sex...
Ari Shaffir: Double Negative
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Ari Shaffir: Double Negative

Meet Ari Shaffir. Likes: magic mushrooms, destroying gods and a good holocaust joke. Dislikes: politicians, dishonest media and shit-stirring bloggers. Fresh off of his two-part Netflix...
Get Hosed!
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Get Hosed!

It’s National Nylon Stocking Day once again—it seems to come earlier every year, doesn’t it? And what better time to celebrate shapely legs enveloped in sheer, shiny, lacy wrapping? What are you waiting...
Myles Kennedy: The Voice of Rock
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Myles Kennedy: The Voice of Rock

The singer of Alter Bridge and Slash’s go-to collaborator is back with a new solo album, The Ides of March. If you’re a fan of modern rock, you already know the voice...
The Perks of Being a Unicorn
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The Perks of Being a Unicorn

Yes, women who like to hook up with couples are rare—but the pleasures they enjoy are numerous! Women who are enthusiastically interested in being the sexual partner of a male/female...
Hump-Day Special: Office Relations
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Hump-Day Special: Office Relations

Over the past year, there’s a pretty good chance that you’ve been working from home. Chances are also good that, as the country begins to open back up, you’re really...