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Playing Risk
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Playing Risk

Please, leave the public porn to professionals. Uncowed by their first arrest, South Carolina residents Eric and Lori Harmon were arrested and charged again last January for filming sex acts in public, this...
Summer Loving
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Summer Loving

It’s motherfucking summer, and COVID can kiss your vaccinated ass, because you’re going camping! Time to go over your inventory. Let’s see: Tent? Check. Sleeping bag? Check. Propane stove? You know it!...
Models Without Borders
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Models Without Borders

Goodbye, city. Hello, solitary bliss. The remote revolution in sex work has demonstrated that location is more a state of mind than a physical necessity. From south of the equator all the way up to...
Sam Morril Kills
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Sam Morril Kills

As a stand-up comic, Sam Morril has appeared everywhere—Conan, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show With James Corden, Last Call With Carson Daly, Lights Out With David Spade… But...
John Lydon: I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right
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John Lydon: I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right

As Johnny Rotten, frontman of the notorious Sex Pistols, he defined punk, becoming an eternal icon of the movement, but it was with Public Image Ltd that the...
Fucking Drunk: The Sloshed-Sex Science Behind Beer Goggles
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Fucking Drunk: The Sloshed-Sex Science Behind Beer Goggles

Getting drunk and waking up next to an unattractive stranger is so common that someone created the term “coyote ugly” (which was later the title...
From Mainstream to XXX
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From Mainstream to XXX

It’s long been a goal of many adult-video performers to transition into the mainstream. But lately, aboveground actors such as Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward and Shake It Up veteran Bella...
Lingerie Lovedolls III
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Lingerie Lovedolls III

Yes, times are very hard right now, and we’re all expected to get by with less. But that’s not always a bad thing; you’ll definitely feel some very hard times with these hot HUSTLER...
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Asia’s Geoff Downes: A Key Player

From The Buggles to Yes to Asia, Geoff Downes has been responsible for some of the most iconic keyboard riffs in rock history. The musical legend discusses his decades-long career...
Charlie Forde Explains Australia
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Charlie Forde Explains Australia

Buckle up, mates, we’re heading Down Under! Or at least we’re about to learn a lot about this beautiful but mysterious area. Our sexy tour guide, award-winning adult-industry...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part II
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part II

Butt’s up, people! We’re getting behind on things in the best possible way with another collection of marvelous rear views, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most deliciously rumped...
Living Dead Girl: Sex & Gore & Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Living Dead Girl: Sex & Gore & Rock ‘n’ Roll

What do you do when a nightmare is a dream and what scares you also turns you on? You embrace it!  Living Dead Girl, aka Molly Rennick, does that daily. The...
HUSTLER’s G.I. Jokes
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HUSTLER’s G.I. Jokes

It’s Memorial Day, when we honor service members who’ve given their lives in the line of duty (oh, and maybe have a cookout). While those who have made the ultimate sacrifice defending our country...
Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty
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Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty

If you’ve watched a comedy in the last five years, there’s a decent chance Sam Richardson was in it. Iconic TV shows like Arrested Development, The...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cherie DeVille
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cherie DeVille

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Cherie DeVille, one of the...
Psychedelic Psychiatry
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Psychedelic Psychiatry

The Healing Power of Shrooms, MDMA, LSD… Illustrations by Spencer Afonso Are you seeking spiritual enlightenment? Craving relief from debilitating depression or PTSD? Need a way to deal with the...
Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story
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Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story

Kathy Griffin isn’t just a controversial comic. She is the controversial comic of our time, a modern-day Lenny Bruce (if Lenny Bruce had mock decapitated LBJ, that is). Even...
HUSTLER Boat Babes
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HUSTLER Boat Babes

It’s Memorial Day Weekend—which, in addition to providing an opportunity to honor the service members who’ve died in the line of duty, also marks the unofficial start of summer. And after the shit show...
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GWAR: ‘You Can’t Kill Us!’

The horror-rock icons are back with a new singer and offerings including a CBD line, a graphic novel and—no joke—the first-ever GWAR dildo. They say you can’t kill rock ’n’ roll....
HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part III (Classic Edition)
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part III (Classic Edition)

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we celebrate any woman who’s willing to buck modern trends and ditch the razor where their lady parts are concerned....
What I Learned From Porn
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What I Learned From Porn

Can XXX entertainment really serve as a form of sex education? Real people weigh in with their experiences.  Sex education, when it exists at all, varies from school to school. Some teachers show...