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All Hail the Size Queens!
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All Hail the Size Queens!

For these girth-craving, length-loving XXX beauties, bigger is definitely better. “How can you fit that monster-size dong in there?!” is something we’ve all found ourselves muttering when...
Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 2
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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 2

The eyes, it’s been said, are the windows to the soul. If  that’s the case, you’re about to get a crystal-clear view of some souls that are as deep as the ocean, as vast as the sky and as...
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Tales From the Clit: Kianna Dior

Cum-loving MILF goddess Kianna Dior is pure porn perfection. From DVPs to bukkake blowbangs, she is insatiable to the last drop. So naturally we had to recruit her for our sexy...
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Lights, Camera, Fumigalli!

There are so many talented people working behind the scenes at HUSTLER; we would be remiss not to celebrate their outstanding contributions to the pornographic arts. One such unsung hero is...
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Breaking Baddies

Whether you ghosted a gym membership or never quite got around to penning the great American novel, everyone at some point or another has tasted the bitter defeat of completely blowing your New Year’s...
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Back to the Future

One thing you can say about the adult entertainment industry is that it is never boring—for better or worse. But let’s put “worse” on the backburner for now and focus on the good things. Specifically,...
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Maid to Order

Horny neat freaks, rejoice! Hot, topless house cleaners are real and standing by to polish your curios. Remember Chloe Cage, the sexy hotwife we interviewed for HUSTLERMagazine.com last April ? She’s...
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Politics

I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore

Conventional wisdom about Donald Trump and elections is always right—except when it isn’t. As we go to press, it seems an all-but-foregone conclusion to most that Donald Trump...
Artificial Intelligence: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
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Artificial Intelligence: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

In July, the U.N. hosted an “AI (Artificial Intelligence) for Good” global summit in Switzerland, featuring a press conference with nine humanoid robots...
Crystal Rose Napolitano: Body Talk
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Crystal Rose Napolitano: Body Talk

Somatic attachment coach Crystal Rose Napolitano wants you to listen to your body. Ask yourself, “Do I feel safe? Am I able to give and receive love?” The road to intimacy...
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Let’s Dance: Hitting the Road With XXX Stars

What would it be like to get a lap dance from your favorite porn star? Wonder no more, as these five-star feature dancers bring the party to you! Lots of...
Phone Sex
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Phone Sex

According to a recent survey, one in five people use their cell phone while getting busy. Which can definitely be a real hang-up, but it doesn’t have to mean getting disconnected from your partner. The...
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Rubber Out?

Why some guys balk when a woman who comes prepared with her own condoms—and why that attitude is so wrongheaded. If there is one line that’s uttered during a casual fling with a sexy stranger to signal...
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HUSTLER Legends: Violet Myers

HUSTLER Honey. Vixen Angel. Influencer. Foodie. Legend. Join us as we go deep with this multifaceted XXX gem. If business schools offered courses on how to succeed in adult entertainment,...
Parental Cock Blockers
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Parental Cock Blockers

How do you maintain a vibrant sex life when you have to move back in with your folks? Or when an elderly parent has to move in with you? We offer some vital tips on how to keep things from getting...
CockTales: Dirty Discussions
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CockTales: Dirty Discussions

Do you like sex? Enjoy a drink or two? Allow us to introduce you to your new favorite podcast. Bottoms up! If you like drinking and sex, CockTales: Dirty Discussions might be the podcast...
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Love Muscle, or Funny Bone?

In the quest to score pussy, what wins out—a cut physique or a sharp sense of humor? We explore this important question in the eternal battle of brains versus brawn. Since the dawn of...
Martial Arts Mavens
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Martial Arts Mavens

Prepare for the sexiest workout ever as we hit the mat with a group of XXX beauties who kick ass in more ways than one! If you’re reading this, you’re already aware that adult performers kick ass, but did...
Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 3
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Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 3

Break out your pencil, class is in session! We’re back with another collection of beauties who have devoted themselves to boning up at the School of Hard Cocks. Education has...
Here Comes the Bride?
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Here Comes the Bride?

No, wedding-night sex isn’t always as mind-blowing as it’s made out to be—if it even happens at all. And no, that’s nothing to worry about. Weddings are a special (some would even...
Facial Recognition
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Facial Recognition

Is coating your partner’s face in gonad goop bad sexual manners, or a loving tribute after a good, satisfying fuck? We get to the bottom of this sticky debate. Watch enough skin flicks, and you start to...