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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!
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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5...
Art Is Sexy Vol. 4
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Art Is Sexy Vol. 4

Some of our favorite XXX performers open up to us about the creative endeavors that they pursue outside of the adult industry. Make sure your paint brushes, pencils and cameras are nearby, it’s time for...
Hooray for Nipples!
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Hooray for Nipples!

HUSTLER digs into its archives to showcase stellar pics of incredibly beautiful nips. Let the titty-twisting begin! Lena Paul, January ’23 Scarlit Scandal, September ’22 Angela White July ’22...
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Bad Dad

The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predictable. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to...
Photo by Marlowe Halt
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Tales From the Clit: Spencer Bradley

Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Brigade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of casual creampies and life-changing pussy: “It started out like...
Photo by Kiki Isobel
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Kiki Isobel: Fan Service

Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ultimate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight. Of...
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Porn for Lovers

Viewing porn is, for the most part, a solitary experience (please don’t watch it on the bus or subway, okay?). But sometimes it’s fun to play with others. The question is, what will bring mutual enjoyment...
Raven Lane Photo by Capturing The Vision
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Better Off Red

Red is the color of love, longing and lust. From lipstick to lingerie, it sends our senses and libidos into overdrive. Sure, Valentine’s Day is a lame, made-up holiday; still, it’s a wonderful excuse to...
Photo: Zoonar GmbH / Alamy Stock Photo
Politics

Democracy’s Last(?) Stand

Even at road’s end, if the “problem” is the First Amendment, so too is the solution. After interviewing various MAGA types involved in the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol for her...
Couples Therapy
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Couples Therapy

The couple who plays together stays together—and really, does anything say “I love you” like a date with a sex worker? Seeking out the services of a sex worker need not be a solitary pursuit. Couples can...
Lucien Greaves: The Satanic Temple
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Lucien Greaves: The Satanic Temple

If you ask Lucien Greaves, tyranny has infected America, the so-called land of the free, with a conservative strain of godly gonorrhea. A nation under one God, Greaves contends,...
Going Meatless?
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Going Meatless?

Some so-called sex experts have asserted that, since most women don’t climax through penile penetration alone, they should forgo dick entirely. But are straight women really ready to give up their...
TikTok Treats
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TikTok Treats

Some of our favorite XXX performers tell us about their experiences—good and bad—creating content for the hot video app. TikTok has been taking the internet by storm. From videos of people trying out the...
Dick on Deck
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Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to...
The Lowdown on Sub Drop
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The Lowdown on Sub Drop

Sometimes, the comedown from the heights of ecstasy can be a pretty rough landing. Join us as we explore a common but relatively undiscussed phenomenon of BDSM. If you’re a fan of BDSM scenes, you...
Sorry, Boss—I’m on My Porn Break!
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Sorry, Boss—I’m on My Porn Break!

According to recent research, millions of people take time out of the workday to consume XXX. We look at the risks of watching smut on the clock. It seems a lot of hard-working...
She’s Got Legs
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She’s Got Legs

Sure, it might feel great to fold your girl up like a rag doll while you’re going to town, but beware—not every woman is willing to risk pulling a hamstring in the name of sexual gymnastics. A lot of...
Barroom Balls
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Barroom Balls

After years of dating-app dominance, traditional hookups out in the wild are poised to make a comeback. Are you prepared to go face-to-face again with your mating efforts? These days, the horny and hungry for...
Hook Up, Bail Out
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Hook Up, Bail Out

Join us as we tackle the touchy subject of when to head for the door after a one-night stand. There’s an old country song which wisely asserts that you have to “know when to walk away, and know when to...
New Year’s Sex-olutions
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New Year’s Sex-olutions

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their goals, hopes and ambitions for 2024. Holy shit—it’s almost 2024! Each year is a clean start, an opportunity to wipe the slate clean and fulfill our...
Don’t Sweat It
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Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all...