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February 2023

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The Fucking Lengths We Go To

Ever crossed state lines or hopped continents just to score a piece of ass? You’re not alone. Join us for riveting tales of triumph and disgrace from horny wanderers. It’s no secret...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Diane
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Diane

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Kiara Diane, a blond...
HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn, Seriously Smokin’
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HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn, Seriously Smokin’

No doubt about it, Amber Lynn is a legend in the adult industry, an AVN Hall of Famer with a decades-spanning career and hundreds of credits to her name. ...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 5
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 5

Looking for a good time? You’re in luck, because we’re bringing the funny with a collection of HUSTLER cartoons about the world’s oldest profession. Enjoy!...
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Winery Dogs’ Richie Kotzen: Third Time’s a Charm

The veteran rocker and Poison alum is back with III, the new album from his power trio the Winery Dogs. There is something about a power trio that just feels...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 5
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 5

Brace yourself; you’re in for a really sucky time—and you’re going to love it! Join us for a stroll down Blowjob Boulevard, where the streets are paved with hot chicks...
Fandom 101
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Fandom 101

Some of our favorite stars share tips on what you should—and shouldn’t—do to make a good impression when you interact with them. Being a diehard fan is a great way to share your appreciation for an...
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Be a Man, Not an Asshole

The societal shift away from toxic masculinity doesn’t mean that you have to trade in your Man Card for membership in the Milquetoast Club. Society is fuming mad these days over men who exhibit...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Michelle Jean
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Michelle Jean

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Michelle Jean, a...
Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 3
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Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 3

Now here’s a case of the blues that you won’t mind catching! Hot HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and showing all for your viewing pleasure. Go ahead, dive...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 4
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 4

In the mood for some truly arresting humor? You’re in luck! We’re taking the law into our own hands and declaring a mandate for mirth, courtesy of these gems from the...
Recipe for Romance
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Recipe for Romance

Got an appetite for a hot babe and a hot meal? You’re in luck, because these culinary-minded beauties will make your mouth water in more ways than one with their favorite seductive recipes. The age-old...
Hump-Day Special: Happy  Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Happy  Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 2

Lace up your hiking boots and break out the binoculars—we’re going on a nature walk to witness the glory and splendor of beautiful Beavers out in...
Cloister Fucks
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Cloister Fucks

Vows of chastity aside, nuns are human beings and have the same desires as the rest of us. We explore the complicated connection between sex and the sisterhood. Holy shit! According to reports, Pope Francis...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kendra Spade
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kendra Spade

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kendra Spade, an enchanting...
Ball Droppings 3: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots
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Ball Droppings 3: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots

Happy New Year! Somehow we’ve made it through another trip around the sun and, with the promise of a blank slate and new beginnings in front of us,...
Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks Vol. 3

Feeling a little under the weather? Don’t worry, we have just what the doctor ordered—a collection of uproarious humor from the HUSTLER archives. If...
Sophia’s Choice
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Sophia’s Choice

In 2016, webcam model and adult performer Sophia Locke was at the top of her game—then she disappeared. In 2021, she returned to reclaim her crown. So where did she go, and why? HUSTLERMagazine.com finds out...
Slappin’ That Ass With Style!
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Slappin’ That Ass With Style!

Enjoy the idea of erotic spanking but need a few pointers? Don’t worry, we’re here to lend you a hand! Sure, sex can be and is often straightforward, where two people just grind...
New Year’s Resolutions: XXX Edition
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New Year’s Resolutions: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their goals and hopes for 2023. Can you believe 2023 is almost here? A new year means a fresh start and a new beginning to...
HUSTLER Classic: Here Comes Santa Claus!
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HUSTLER Classic: Here Comes Santa Claus!

Ho, ho, ho—Santa’s coming, and his sack is bulging with treats! For this special, Christmas Eve edition of HUSTLER Classic, we’re revisiting a particularly festive pictorial...