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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 6
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 6

Got a hankering for hooters? A taste for ta-tas? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re about to satisfy your appetite in a big way with a smorgasbord of nipple-nibbling,...
Photo by Mathias Bothor
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Helloween: Of Giants and Monsters

The legendary German hard rock band returns with a scary-good new album and a 40th anniversary tour. Helloween, the legendary German hard rock band with more than 10 million...
Fetish Spotlight: Mum(my)’s the Word
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Fetish Spotlight: Mum(my)’s the Word

Exploring the world of mummification, a kink that some people really get wrapped up in. DISCLAIMER:  The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment...
Dead Lay?
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Dead Lay?

According to recent studies, a lack of sex can negatively affect your health and possibly even contribute to an early death. To which we say, “Fuck that!” Lately, there’s been a quiet...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 15
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 15

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love? Of course not…

Glenn Hughes: Chosen One
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Glenn Hughes: Chosen One

The legendary rock vocalist on whether he would work with his former Black Sabbath bandmates again, where he keeps his Rock & Roll Hall of Fame trophy and his new album Chosen. At 73 years old,...
Losing Control?
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Losing Control?

Reluctant to take a more submissive role in the bedroom? Allow us to explain the benefits of letting your lady get on top and take the reins on occasion. Generally speaking, in the bedroom, the man likes to...
ELLIE NOVA<br>DECEMBER ’24
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Here Pussy Pussy Pussy!

Over 50 years ago, Larry Flynt insisted that HUSTLER offer its audience something missing from competing adult magazines: PINK! His bet paid off, and to this day HUSTLER layouts feature gorgeous pink...
Lilian Stone<br>“I see myself as an alluring, seductive, bisexual succubus. I love being hot and bothered before the sex and making sure there’s lots of foreplay. I’ve been told I’m really good with my mouth, teasing and edging.”
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Birthday Delights

For some mighty fine bonus eye candy, we’ve rounded up a handful of delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in September. “All female gymnasts are show-offs,” proclaimed Nikki from Moscow, Russia....
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Margaret Cho: Live & Livid

Margaret Cho has long been a HUSTLER favorite. Brash and unafraid, she’s always up to chat with us about sex, politics, comedy and whatever else crosses her mind. Whether you’re a fan...
Butt’s Happening! Vol. 13
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Butt’s Happening! Vol. 13

It’s National Peach Day, and what better way to celebrate than with a bushel of bootylicious babes from the pages of HUSTLER Magazine? Prepare yourself for a gathering of glutes that will make...
The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!
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The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!

The band behind the hit “Turning Japanese” returns with a blistering new album, Wasp in a Jar.  “Turning Japanese” may or may not be the greatest song ever written about...
My Porn, Myself
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My Porn, Myself

Arousing, awkward, informative or all of the above? Adult performers and XXX content creators weigh in on what it’s like to watch their own porn.  Watching yourself have sex is a lot like hearing a...
Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?
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Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?

Looking to keep your boner in its full upright position? Try cutting back on the sweets. No one warns men when they’re young and virile—when a strong breeze or a passing thought could launch a...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 11
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 11

Don’t you just love a parade? Especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy? Get ready to salute as the procession of pink...
Simon Wright: It’s a Hard Rock Life
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Simon Wright: It’s a Hard Rock Life

The veteran drummer on his storied career working with AC/DC, Dio and other musical titans. Simon Wright’s résumé reads like a playlist of the greatest hard rock bands ever....
48 Hours With Sarah Button
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48 Hours With Sarah Button

Birds, bong rips and butt-banging—step into Sarah B.’s horny, yet wholesome, world. As adult performer lore goes, Australian giantess (6’ 2”) Sarah Button is the Paul Bunyan of our...
All-Day Foreplay?
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All-Day Foreplay?

Have things been a little icy in the bedroom between you and your lady lately? You might want to add some sexual preheating to your relationship. There’s a special kind of panic that hits a man when he’s...
Lingerie Lovedolls 19
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Lingerie Lovedolls 19

Hot chicks in barely-there lingerie—there’s nothing more delightful, except for when those hot chicks strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! With that said, let’s dive...
Shelley Michelle: Body of Work
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Shelley Michelle: Body of Work

The world’s most famous body double on standing in for the stars in some of Hollywood’s most iconic films. You may not know her name or her face, but you have seen Shelley...
XXX Bucket Lists
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XXX Bucket Lists

From gangbangs to joining the Mile High Club, some of our favorite performers share the sexy experiences they hope to enjoy before they exit this mortal realm. We all have things we would like to do before we...