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December 2022

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And the Trophy Goes to…
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And the Trophy Goes to…

With porn awards season looming, we talk to some of our favorite performers about the roller coaster experience of being nominated, winning and losing. Regardless of your line of work, it’s nice to...
When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong
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When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

Ever dropped a mortifying blooper in the bedroom when you’ve tried to make sexy banter? You’re not alone. Read on for some dirty-talk nightmares—and some advice on how to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Zazie Skymm, a blond beauty...
Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful
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Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful

Don’t get us wrong; the return of bush has been a glorious development in the world of contemporary porn. But there’s something to be said about the unadorned beauty of a...
Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set!
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Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set!

Lights… camera… hilarity! Join us on set as we take a deep, riotously funny dive into the XXX industry, courtesy of HUSTLER’s archive of gut-busting cartoons. Enjoy!...
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Polyamorous Breakups

Splitting up can be particularly complicated when you’re in a polyamorous relationship. Here are some tips for making the break as painless as possible. Breakups are tough regardless of the...
Going Deep!
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Going Deep!

Exploring the joys and perils of deep-throating. Many a man in the process of receiving a blowjob has been gripped by the urge to grab his partner by the back of the head and try to bury their schlongs so far...
Home for the Holidays
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Home for the Holidays

Some of our favorite XXX performers share awkward, sexy and hilarious stories about their family gatherings over the holidays. Ahh, nothing beats going back home and spending time with loved ones and...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marykate Moss
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marykate Moss

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marykate Moss, a stunning...
Saturday Special: Girls on Girls
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Saturday Special: Girls on Girls

No pecker? No problem! These ladies don’t need a dude to get off—they’re perfectly capable of taking matters (and each other) into their own hands. Speaking of hands, make...
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Politics

Democrats Just Changed Everything

With no help from congressional Republicans. And most Americans have yet to notice. It was not normal. In late summer the U.S. West was slammed by a relentless, record heat wave....
In the Key of Sex
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In the Key of Sex

We really feel for Reddit user TylerLife, who recently got dragged all over the internet for his shall we say unorthodox taste in music. Don’t get us wrong—everything has its place in time and space, but...
Perfect Pairs
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Perfect Pairs

Pairing wine and food is as much science as it is instinct. Yes, most shellfish are best enjoyed with a crisp white, but ultimately, it’s about what works for you and your particular palette. There is no...
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Christmas Cuties

It’s that time of year again, when we hang our stockings and gather ’round the hearth to toast another yuletide season. But if you’re more Larry Flynt than Norman Rockwell, then boy, oh, boy, do we have...
Bewitching Women
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Bewitching Women

Spirituality is practiced in myriad forms, including tarot reading, astrology, crystals and even witchcraft. HUSTLER interviewed five practicing enchantresses in the adult industry to find out more about their...
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Hot for Mascots

It’s been a wild year, but even we didn’t have “the yassification of Gritty” on our 2022 bingo cards. Smash-cut to September, when an attendee at DragonCon in Georgia tweeted out a photo of a cosplayer...
Little Miss Nasty: The Best in Burlesque
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Little Miss Nasty: The Best in Burlesque

Most burlesque troupes entertain their patrons with a combination of striptease and bawdy dance. Little Miss Nasty is not like most burlesque troupes. Their approach to the art...
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HUSTLER @ the Movies: “Orgazmo”

History will judge Trey Parker and Matt Stone as the greatest cultural arbiters of our era. The scorched-earth satire of South Park is a gift, but let’s not forget that they...
Bob Baer Declassified
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Bob Baer Declassified

The Ex-CIA Spy Spills The Central Intelligence Agency awarded Bob Baer the Career Intelligence Medal for his 21 years of service in the CIA’s Directorate of Operations in the Middle East and...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 4
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 4

Here’s something to wag your tail about! We’re going to the dogs once again with another collection of canine-centric humor courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Misha Montana: Tough as Nails, Hot as Hell
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Misha Montana: Tough as Nails, Hot as Hell

She survived a stroke and still throws down with everything she has on camera and in the wrestling ring. Allow Misha Montana to fill you with sexy inspiration....