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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 8
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 8

Are you ready for another crotch-stirring collection of dark-haired beauties with nice, big boobies? We hope so, because we’re bringing on a rack attack featuring some of...
HUSTLER’s Halloween Revue
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HUSTLER’s Halloween Revue

Boo! Scary-hot babes celebrate the spooky season in style…  You can have Christmas and Thanksgiving—turkey and mistletoe are all well and good, but if black-clad baddies are more your jam,...
Trampling Treats
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Trampling Treats

When these ladies put their feet down, it means big thrills for the lucky sub caught underneath their soles. Step right up and learn all about this foot-first fetish! Whoever came up with the phrase,...
Amigo the Devil: Crying at the Orgy
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Amigo the Devil: Crying at the Orgy

Meet Danny Kiranos, aka Amigo the Devil, a singer/storyteller who’s on a mission to challenge and entertain audiences while wringing triumph from trauma. Danny Kiranos, the...
Girls on Girls Vol. 5
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Girls on Girls Vol. 5

What’s better than a hot, naked chick showing you everything she’s got? That’s easy—two hot, naked chicks showing you everything they’ve got while getting down and dirty...
Tuning Up Your Sex Life
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Tuning Up Your Sex Life

Putting on the wrong music when you’re preparing to get busy can create a real record-scratch moment and kill the mood quick. Allow us to help you avoid this dilemma and put together a...
Pleasure Pits
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Pleasure Pits

For these mavens of underarm worship, the phrase “it’s the pits” takes on an erotically charged new meaning. When one typically thinks of armpits, images of sweat, hair and even ticklishness...
Going Dark
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Going Dark

They’re loners, they’re rebels and, according to loads of women, they’re sexually irresistible. Join us as we explore the allure of the bad boy. Some women yearn for a knight in shining armor, and others...
Blondes on Blondes Vol. 5
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 5

Is there anything better than a hot, naked blonde? Sure, there is—namely, two hot, naked blondes pairing up and getting down! And when you’re really lucky, there’s a trio of towheaded...
Socially Conscious With Cerise Lynx
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Socially Conscious With Cerise Lynx

Naughty nymph Cerise Lynx has us seeing red in the best possible way as we dissect her social-media offerings. A deliciously pervy pinup with a penchant for vintage porn, Cerise...
Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”
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Michael Des Barres: “My Whole Life Has Been Pornographic”

The veteran musician discusses honoring rock ‘n’ roll’s orgiastic legacy with his new album. Michael Des Barres is a rock ‘n’...
Smart Fuckers
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Smart Fuckers

Never mind banging your gal’s brains out; by giving her an orgasm, you might actually be boosting her intellect, at least temporarily. Get ready for the science… Despite men’s reputation as...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss....
Fucking Fatal?
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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from...
Glory Holes Galore!
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Glory Holes Galore!

It’s time to go balls to the wall—we’re about to discuss anonymous blowjobs delivered through sensually seedy openings. Glory, glory (hole), hallelujah! We’ve all heard tales of a secluded gas...
Prophylactic Pit Stop?
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Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging,...
The Final Girls
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The Final Girls

They know how to scream, they know how to die, but above all, they know how to kick some bogeyman ass! One by one the rest of the characters have been stabbed, hung, ripped limb from limb, until the only...
PHOTO BY ALEX VALDERANA
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Goth Goddesses

Paint it black: Goth sex workers step out of the shadows and into our hearts. The spooky season is upon us, and there is no way we would rather spend it than in the company of satan’s maidens. Goth sex...
ANNA CHERRY
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Muff Buffs

When Beaver Hunt debuted in 1976, pubic hair dominated women’s pelvic landscape. As time rolled on, more and more nude models and XXX performers chose to zap their short ’n’ curlies. In recent years...
HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala
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HUSTLER Turns 50 With Style at Anniversary Gala

This year marks the 50th Anniversary of HUSTLER Magazine, and in honor of the momentous occasion a gala celebration was held at the HUSTLER Hollywood store on...
Lingerie Lovedolls 17
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Lingerie Lovedolls 17

Get ready for another extravaganza of frills and thrills, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys strip out of their dainty underthings and show off the goods underneath. It’s the hottest...