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Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac
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Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

For this fan-banging XXX phenomenon, dirty talk is a love language and orgasms are a way of life. She may be a romantic at heart, but make no mistake: Millie...
Down With the Quickness?
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Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed...
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Birthday Delights

Making curtain calls in this edition’s roundup are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in May. Felicia Fisher, a phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado, recalled, “When I was 19, I worked at a porn shop,...
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The Golden Age of Porn Is Now!

What a Time to Live Porn is awesome. Porn has always been awesome. But have you noticed lately how porn is really, really ridiculously awesome? From the nascent days of 16mm smut right up...
Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 8
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Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 8

Looking to get into a hairy situation? If you’re of the “can’t get enough of that furry muff” school of thought, you’ll definitely want to curl up with these dark-haired beauties...
The No-So-Great Sex Depression?
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The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white...
Idol Chatter
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Idol Chatter

Admiration nation! Join us as your favorite porn stars sing the praises of their favorite porn stars. It’s so easy to get wrapped up in worshipping our idols that we forget how even heroes look up to people....
Get a Leg Up Vol. 9
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Get a Leg Up Vol. 9

Stems. Pins. Gams. Whatever you want to call them, if you’re a leg man, these Honeys’ shapely lower extremities will have your third leg standing at full attention!  Lia Lin Amber Gold Bambi Barton...
Objectification of My Desire
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Objectification of My Desire

There’s a big difference between complimenting your partner and making them feel like a piece of meat, and knowing that distinction is crucial to maintaining a healthy relationship....
Giving Head? Use Your Head!
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Giving Head? Use Your Head!

A new study suggests that oral sex might increase the risk of dementia when herpes is a factor. We break down the risks and explain how to decrease them. Few carnal delights in life rival...
XXX Workout Wonders
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XXX Workout Wonders

Ready to get sweaty? Join us as we tackle some weighty issues with four fitness-obsessed adult performers. Working out is an excellent way to not just look good, but to also feel good. As it turns out, plenty...
Russ Ballard: Hit Man
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Russ Ballard: Hit Man

From “You Can Do Magic” to “Winning” and many more, songwriting legend Russ Ballard has penned some of rock’s most beloved tunes. With his latest album, he delivers new...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 8
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 8

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of...
I Think I Loo You
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I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching...
Safe-Word Savvy With Alexis Reynolds
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Safe-Word Savvy With Alexis Reynolds

A veteran dominatrix explains the importance and protocols of using safe words. Safe words are a vital and crucial element to any form of intimacy, especially when that sexy time...
Licking for the Long Term
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Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt. For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into...
Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 4
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Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 4

Feeling a little deflated in these dreadful modern times? What better way to get pumped than to slide your cock between a pair of big, soft titties for a slick, silky ride in a hottie’s...
Can Sex Save America?
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Can Sex Save America?

With the country going ape over political differences and culture wars, perhaps we should look to the horny ways of the bonobo monkey as a potential path toward national unity. Look out the window...
The Porn Whisperer: Sage Hunter’s Rules for a Safe & Sexy Shoot
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The Porn Whisperer: Sage Hunter’s Rules for a Safe & Sexy Shoot

A hardcore sweetheart shares her heartfelt technique for being a great scene partner. A lot goes into the...
Asking for It?
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Asking for It?

Never mind the dating apps; according to a recent study, most young women say that they’re open to being asked out face to face—but there’s a right way and wrong way to do it. There was a time...
Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells
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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells

In appreciation of the beautiful blondes who have graced these pages, HUSTLER presents a selection of fair-headed powerhouses and fan favorites—women who represent the gold...