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Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The...
Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2
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Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2

Yippee, yippee, yippee—it’s time to get lippy! Hardcore action is, of course, a wonderful thing, but there’s something incredible about the intimacy of lip-locking,...
Blondes on Blondes Vol. 4
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 4

Fair-haired beauties stripping down and getting off with each other—is there anything better? We think not! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of blonde-on-blonde action. Enjoy! Kiara...
Friday Funnies: Bear With Us
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Friday Funnies: Bear With Us

In the mood for some grizzly humor? You’re in luck, because we’re bringing you some laughs of the ursine variety, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Prepare...
Fuck-Buddy Finesse
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Fuck-Buddy Finesse

Navigating a friends-with-benefits relationship can be tricky, but play your cards right and you could find yourself balls-deep in commitment-free fucking. Listen closely to what’s going on outside at this...
Bald, Buzzed & Beautiful
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Bald, Buzzed & Beautiful

When it comes to making a bold impression, these close-cropped beauties are on the razor’s edge of eroticism. It takes guts and confidence to be an adult entertainer. It also requires those...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Numi Zarah
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Numi Zarah

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Numi Zarah, an exotic stunner from...
Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 4
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Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 4

Foot fanatics, rejoice! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their pretty peds, tantalizing tootsies and sexy soles. Enjoy the fancy footwork!...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 7
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 7

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re hitting the street for a hilarious look at the world’s oldest profession, courtesy of...
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Hey, Jealousy—Get Lost!

Essential tips for preventing the green-eyed monster from taking over your relationship. When it comes to jealousy in relationships, most folks are either ashamed to admit to being affected by it, or...
Hump-Day Special: Lickety Split Vol. 3
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Hump-Day Special: Lickety Split Vol. 3

Got a hankering for some snatch-lapping action? You’re in luck, because the Coochie Cafe is open, and pussy is definitely on the menu. Open wide, because these beauties...
Want to Play With My Toys?
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Want to Play With My Toys?

Why you should stop worrying and learn to love your woman’s sex toy collection. It’s no secret by now that men often feel threatened by a woman’s sex toys. They see them as some...
Photos By Rickey Morgan II
Bits & Pieces

Stripper Karaoke

June’s unseasonably cool, cloudy weather was perfect for hauling a stripper pole through the streets of Burbank. After a year of picketing Star Garden, Equity Strippers NoHo knew the power of the ol’...
Photo By Provocateur Images
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Student Bodies

Growing up, the arrival of September was synonymous with one thing: school… and the fresh promise of horrific humiliation that haunts us all the way to the grave. Sorry to project, but adolescence is hell....
Photo By Cameron Davis
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Tales From the Clit 4: Connie Perignon

For the fourth installment of our dirty storyteller’s series, Taboo Magazine model (May/June 2023) and curvaceous inked queen Connie Perignon shares a shocking tale of...
Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!
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Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!

As the HUSTLER squad continues to pick up the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication...
Sexxx Education
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Sexxx Education

They say follow your dreams, but what if your dream is to watch porn all the time? Granted, the pay isn’t great, but the subject matter never ceases to amaze. So if XXX truly is your passion, then why not...
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Politics

Lifestyles of the Rich and Thomas

The Supreme Court’s most corrupt Justice is still sitting there—still corrupt and still corrupting. This may become an annual thing. Last year, almost precisely at this time,...
50 Questions: Tasha Reign
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50 Questions: Tasha Reign

Round 2 of our new semi-regular series “50 Questions” goes to Tasha Reign, one of porn’s most prolific and popular performers. Find out what her least favorite sex position is, most ridiculous...
My First DP
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My First DP

Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration...
Photo By Marina Hunter
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Corey Taylor: “How the Fuck Did We Get Out Alive?”

Corey Taylor is the most diverse singer in rock and roll. Period. End of discussion. As the lead singer of Stone Sour, he became one of modern rock’s most...