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Saturday Special: Blue-Eyed Beauties
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Saturday Special: Blue-Eyed Beauties

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist and, judging from the collection of stunning HUSTLER Honeys below, we’re inclined to agree. Sure, pink...
Friday Funnies: What a Card!
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Friday Funnies: What a Card!

Had a tough week? Feel like life hasn’t dealt you a good hand and that the chips are down? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re dealing you in for a hilarious time with a collection of...
When XXX Worlds Collide
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When XXX Worlds Collide

What happens when the coworkers and bosses at your day job find out that you moonlight in porn? Read on, the answers might surprise you… The workplace can be stressful and provides an array of...
The Neighborly Lay
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The Neighborly Lay

Weighing the pros and cons of boning the fucker next door. “Love your neighbor…” — Leviticus 19:18 “Be careful what you wish for…” — Aesop Aside from that annual proctology exam or Pap smear,...
Then and Now: XXX Edition
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Then and Now: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their stories of how they’ve evolved while in the skin biz. In any line of work, people grow, become more experienced and even change...
The Couple That Strokes Together…
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The Couple That Strokes Together…

Getting in touch with the many relationship benefits of mutual masturbation. There are loads of couples in committed relationships right now silently sitting in their respective...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Aubree Valentine
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Aubree Valentine

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Aubree Valentine, a...
HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Jane Wilde
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Jane Wilde

Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite...
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See You in Salem!

Yeah, Punta Cana is great, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Lowlita (pictured) is an erotic artist and practicing Wiccan who has an uncanny knack for supernatural encounters. It...
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Parasite Porn

Love porn, but prefer your sex steeped in mind control and alien infestations? Welcome to Parasited, the envelope-pushing horror porn site that’s taking hardcore to strange and deliciously disturbing places....
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Spooktacular

The spooky season is officially upon us! But for these daughters of our Dark Lord, being hot and demonic is a year-round affair. Here are nine to tempt you into servitude. Baal Eldritch: Hungarian cyberdomme...
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Tales From the Clit: Little Puck

Water is wet, the sun is warm, and rappers love porn stars! In this fifth chapter of our X-rated storyteller’s series, HUSTLER Beaver (May ’23) and newly minted Brazzers Girl...
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Politics

The Chief’s “Moderation” Trick

Don’t be fooled. There is nothing “centrist” about John Roberts or his radicalized, far-right Supreme Court. The U.S. Supreme Court made headlines for some stunning opinions as it...
A HUSTLER Halloween
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A HUSTLER Halloween

Here at HUSTLER we believe in celebrating All Hallows Eve with scary good sex. Sure, we like to dress up, but for us the fun doesn’t stop there. Witness the eerie ecstasy, spine-chilling heat and...
The Sirens of Scary
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The Sirens of Scary

This Halloween, sacrifice your eternal soul to the sirens of scary movies. Like the thick plumes of blood that spurt from a freshly decapitated torso, the new golden age of horror shows no signs of letting up...
The End Is Here
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The End Is Here

Brendon Small talks Metalocalypse and Dethklok At first, I was clueless how to approach an interview with Brendon Small, creator of Adult Swim’s hit animated comedy Metalocalypse—a series that follows five...
Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh Vol. 2

Holy Moses, do we have a hilarious time in store for you! We’re going biblical on your ass with a collection of outrageous jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of...
Sarah Russi & Violent J: Down With the Clown
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Sarah Russi & Violent J: Down With the Clown

He’s a 50-something rapper who wears clown makeup. She’s a decades-younger OnlyFans model. Can this unlikely couple make a go of it in a world gone...
Hotwife, Hot Life
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Hotwife, Hot Life

These married beauties happily say “I do”—to banging other men with their husbands’ approval. The hotwife lifestyle is one of the most popular current trends in porn, and even in real life....
Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate
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Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate

Are surgically enhanced boobs best, or is natural the way to go? Join us as we weigh in on the eternal discussion. It is perhaps man’s greatest victory to get a woman’s shirt...
Scarred and Sexy
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Scarred and Sexy

We go more than skin-deep with a collection of XXX performers about injuries that left a mark. Our bodies are so strong, and yet so fragile at the same time. We can survive so much, but sometimes we’re left...