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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....

MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had...

Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S LONG PAST TIME THEY GET SOME ANSWERS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO LEARN ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, NONHUMAN INTELLIGENCE AND UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENA.” —Senate...