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Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them

Three years before his death in 2019, Paul Krassner, longtime satirist and activist, recounted for HUSTLER the history of abortion in his lifetime—from illegal to legal, to the deterioration of a woman’s reproductive rights once again. He detailed the past, when he ran an underground abortion referral service, and warned of a dangerous future…  ...

Dr. Eric Sprankle

Masturbators have really taken a beating over the years (ahem), what with all the anti-pud-pulling propaganda—disinformation that once suggested mankind would go blind if it didn’t resist its natural instinct to touch oneself. Today, we like to believe the world is enlightened and that most consider self-pleasure to be a normal, healthy part of life....

Birthday Delights

For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego, California. “I enjoy dressing up in sexy outfits, then taking them off.” Ellena—a “fun, wild, fearless and bold” content creator from South Lake Tahoe, California—told us, “My biggest...