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Porn From the Past

Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite...

Gridiron Mayhem

The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few fearless predictions for the 2013 season. RYAN CLARK (FS, Pittsburgh Steelers): Despite suffering from a sickle-cell trait, he’s become one of the...

Hardcore Cuisine

Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a model; one of those girls who look too gorgeous for porn, never work out and eat a lot of...