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Porn From the Past

Always a secret chocolate lover, Stan finally gave in to his cravings and treated himself to not one, but two cocoa confections. Here we witness the ah-hah moment as Stan invents the Oreo cookie. Thanks to J.C. of Norristown, Pennsylvania, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past...

Depraved New World

Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12 million dedicated players. They must be dedicated; it costs $20 a month for RLC’s so-called VIP membership. That’s pricey...

Spy Birds and Robot Swarms

The recent wave of government disclosures about America’s internal surveillance programs and use of drone technology has been a creepy shock to our sense of freedom. But be warned: What they’re telling us now is just the beginning. The hummingbird came to rest outside my living-room window. As it stared in at me, I couldn’t...