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April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh

She’s heard it from countless club owners who expected her to bomb: People won’t laugh at a sexy woman telling jokes. They were always surprised when Macie killed instead. “It’s an element of surprise I guess,” she reasons. “Especially if they aren’t familiar with your work. Most men are confused about how your tits can...

Porn From the Past

Shirley lazes the day away naked, dreaming of a threeway with Masters and Johnson. Thanks to J.R.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

“I’m a Clever Cunning Prick”

UNAPOLOGETIC TO THE END, ROCK’S LEGENDARY EGOMANIAC GIVES THIS LIFE—AND DEATH—THE BIG FINGER. SATAN, BE WARNED. Unabashed whackjob Kim Fowley is the mastermind behind dozens of songs you love and probably even more you hate. He produced novelty hits like “Alley Oop,” cowrote songs for Alice Cooper, KISS, Jonathan Richman, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen and...