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Bobbie Brown’s American Pie

She’s the “Cherry Pie” girl from the Warrant music video, the blonde on roller skates who haunted the wet dreams of the MTV Generation. She dated a who’s who of rock royalty, including Tommy Lee, Dave Navarro and Matthew Nelson—and married Jani Lane. By some miracle, she survived—and she’s as smoking-hot as ever. The unsinkable...

Rooney vs. Noomi

The Swedish version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2009) was an international sensation, largely due to Noomi Rapace’s captivating performance as the sexy, mysterious hacker Lisbeth Salander. Released in 2011, the American remake featured relative newcomer Rooney Mara in the title role. We’ll leave the critics to argue about which was the better...

Don’t Tread On Us

A proud member of our country’s liberal establishment, Peter Kuznick has been a civil-rights activist since the age of 12. He most recently made his mark on the popular consciousness as Associate Professor of History at American University and through his book and TV collaborations with Oliver Stone. Kuznick met Stone in 1996. While teaching...