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Spy Birds and Robot Swarms

The recent wave of government disclosures about America’s internal surveillance programs and use of drone technology has been a creepy shock to our sense of freedom. But be warned: What they’re telling us now is just the beginning. The hummingbird came to rest outside my living-room window. As it stared in at me, I couldn’t...
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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.” PLUNGING INTO THEIR NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, THE CHICAGO-BRED THREESOME FACE AN AWESOME CHALLENGE: HOW DO YOU GRATIFY HORDES OF PLEASURE-HUNGRY RAVERS WITHOUT BEING EATEN ALIVE? HUSTLER: Your tagline is “Making you wet…one song at...
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War Machine

Exclusively for HUSTLER, the octagon slayer reboots his hardcore life—with a little help from porn doll Christy Mack. What if you got paid big money to bang a different hot piece of ass every day or punch dudes in the face without getting arrested? Would that rule or what? Mixed martial arts phenom War Machine...