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December 2024

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Men & Machines

Talk about getting dirty. When she’s not handling a hard man-tool on camera, she slings the solid metal kind at a garage in the San Fernando Valley. We hang with the badass vixxxen just days before we hook her up with MMA bad boy War Machine. When I first lay eyes on Christy Mack, she...

Porn From the Past

Always a secret chocolate lover, Stan finally gave in to his cravings and treated himself to not one, but two cocoa confections. Here we witness the ah-hah moment as Stan invents the Oreo cookie. Thanks to J.C. of Norristown, Pennsylvania, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past...

Depraved New World

Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12 million dedicated players. They must be dedicated; it costs $20 a month for RLC’s so-called VIP membership. That’s pricey...