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Category: Feature

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Red-Hot Scarlet

HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning? SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I woke up and masturbated just a little. A quickie, you know. I beat you. I did it...
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Porn From The Past

Pauline read somewhere that men think about sex more than women, but finds that highly unlikely. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From The Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills, CA 90211...
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#Selfies

Back by popular demand: an encore presentation of super-slutty selfies! In fact, our triple-X tweets received so much love, we’ve turned them into a regular feature. Feast your eyes on this month’s Honeys. You’re welcome....