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Get Paid, Get Laid?

A new study finds that guys who earn more money get more sex. But is that really true? And if so, why? It has long since been postulated that size doesn’t matter, that what a man has in his pants is irrelevant as long as he possesses the top-tier personality traits prized by the female...

Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 9

Are you ready for some serious head games? We’re back with more suckin’, slurpin’, lickin’ and lappin’ fun, courtesy of some of the most talented blowjob queens to grace the pages of HUSTLER! Go ahead; strap in and get off! Nadia & Pier Chloe Temple Kyler Quinn Angelina Lati Tia & Julian Delilah Day Violet...

Return of the Living Dead Girl

Singer Molly Rennick and her band of pale minions are back with a delightfully dark new album, Conspiracy. Good goth almighty, the dark and lovely Living Dead Girl has returned to haunt your dreams! Singer Molly Rennick and her band of pale minions are about to release their second album, the delightfully wicked Conspiracy. We...