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Brooke Candy

“SO KEEP ON PUSHING YOUR POSITION, AND MAKE ’EM SWALLOW UP YOUR VISION, ANOTHER ORGANIZED RELIGION, DUMB DE DUMB DUMB THEY ALL FALL DOWN.” —“WAR” “SO TAKE YOUR CAPITALIST INTEREST AND MAKE AMERICA YOUR BITCHES.” —“WAR” Working with Todd was so amazing. He’s a close friend and such a lovely and talented human being. I...

Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang

MASKED MEN LOUNGE AROUND THE LOBBY OF THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS. TWO LUCHADORES STAND LIKE BODYGUARDS ON EITHER SIDE OF A MANNEQUIN MADE TO RESEMBLE DONALD TRUMP. A MIDDLE-AGED LONE RANGER RECLINES ON A ROMANESQUE BED SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS STONE PHALLUSES AS BEDPOSTS. A MAN IN A SKI MASK AND ANOTHER MAN...

In a Heartbeat: Keisha Grey

It’s early on a Saturday afternoon, and Keisha Grey, star of I Love My Sister’s Big Tits 6, Mandingo Sandwich and Anal Hotties, is currently pursuing another passion at her Southern California abode: playing the cello. Naked. As she delicately fingers its thick shaft and draws her bow against the cello’s strings, it emits a...