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Crash! Startled awake by the sound of shattered glass, I began screaming. A huge, meaty hand clamped over my mouth. The room was too dark to see much—a black wool-cap mask, a bulky coat. I could tell he was big by his burly shoulders and the weight of him on the mattress. A deep, very...

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