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Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex

Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment. Leftovers: They shouldn’t just be a challenge for your five-year-old sweatpants to endure. What if you could take those morsels of carbohydrate-fueled goodness and utilize them in the bedroom? Yep,...

Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving

Sure, Thanksgiving is known as a day for filling our guts—but why not bust one, too? Take a break from shoving things into your mouth and let a few laughs out of it instead by gobbling up this collection of HUSTLER’s Turkey Day-themed artwork. “Turkey? Let’s start a tradition of having something we really want...

HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful

Attitudes regarding women’s hair—or lack thereof—have changed considerably over the decades. These days, famous beauties like Amber Rose, Natalie Portman and Lupita Nyong’o have made it acceptable—perhaps fashionable, even—to rock an extremely close-cropped coif. That’s a long way (baby) from the early ’90s, when singer Sinéad O’Connor, stunning as she was, caused as much of...