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HUSTLER Classic: Don’t Blow It

America’s Magazine delivers a powerful message about the perils of drug use. The 1980s had their share of anti-drug campaigns. There was the Partnership for a Drug-Free America’s “This Is Your Brain on Drugs” ad, with its egg-in-a-frying-pan metaphor that sparked numerous parodies. And the simplistic “Just Say No” campaign, championed by First Lady Nancy...

HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave

With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months.  The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like this, however, are not quite so solid. Putting itself on the razor’s edge of modern grooming habits, the March ’76 HUSTLER...

Support Your Local Strip Club

A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair share of girlfriends, bachelorettes, wives, side pieces, sisters and moms. Hell, I’ve even twerked for Grandma. From girls’ nights...