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Support Your Local Strip Club

A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair share of girlfriends, bachelorettes, wives, side pieces, sisters and moms. Hell, I’ve even twerked for Grandma. From girls’ nights...
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Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex

Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment. Leftovers: They shouldn’t just be a challenge for your five-year-old sweatpants to endure. What if you could take those morsels of carbohydrate-fueled goodness and utilize them in the bedroom? Yep,...
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Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving

Sure, Thanksgiving is known as a day for filling our guts—but why not bust one, too? Take a break from shoving things into your mouth and let a few laughs out of it instead by gobbling up this collection of HUSTLER’s Turkey Day-themed artwork. “Turkey? Let’s start a tradition of having something we really want...