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Gooning: A Wellness Guide

Good health to gooners and goonettes! HUSTLERMagazine.com presents a hardcore fitness-forward checklist for porn’s most loyal disciples. Snicker all you want, but “getting dumb for porn” is hard work. Such is the dedication of gooners and goonettes, whose near-fanatical devotion to all things porn and the perverse makes the rest of us look like fumbling...

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Yes, contrary to what some might believe, men and women can maintain platonic relationships. One of the oldest debates in the book begs a seemingly simple question: Can men and women really be just friends, or is there always an underlying sexual tension destined to throw a wrench in their feeble attempts at buddydom? To...

Birthday Delights

Here are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in March and looking mighty fine in their birthday suits. “I’m shy at times,” admitted Harper from St. Louis, Missouri. “But I’m also courageous and open-minded, so I’ll get naked just about anywhere. My fantasy is to have sex with a really hot guy or girl on the Gateway...